johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: jamesbabeshaw)


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parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system


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sloooooooooooow:

all i know about kill la kill is that there’s a girl who looks like she goes hard as shit in marching band

(Source: hildeblue)


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marchcronus:

bokunovriska:

so-adorabloodthirsty:

ancientcupcake:

jadenharley:

failuretoland:

how does this not have all the notes?

woooooow, soooo coooooool!!!

This is the best picture ever. The entire universe should be reblogging this. 

oh wOW

hOW THE FUCK

Take a shot every time a white girl reblogs this, not knowing it’s Homestuck
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teamladsvsteamgents:

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

manipulate:

gabbyroars:

memewhore:

juhnelle:

kenbear:

oh fuck no.

HELL TO THE NAW MOTHAFUCKAZ

Ahaha that looks so cool, I’d be like WAIT COME BACK!!

fuck that son i’d be out

^

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

Jesus.
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gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife


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sher:

If I ever call you ‘a little shit’ it means I love you. 

(Source: greglestrade)


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  • Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
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substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”


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sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home


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