i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
lesbians
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
“I was actually listing Hitchcock movies … What I’m really trying to say is I want the deepest, darkest, sickest parts of you, that you’re afraid to share with anyone; Because I love you that much.” (2009)
(Source: kingofconeyisland)
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
But I’ll be honest
Overexaggerated infomercial incompetance
In and of itself
May just be
my favorite invention ever
